tampon

tampon
1. (tampon) (2074↑, 358↓)
A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.

The XhardxcoreX emo boy shoved a heavy flow tampon up his ass before going to school.

2. (Tampon) (1367↑, 218↓)
Kryptonite for male species, especially when asked to purchase said item.

Please\!\! No\!\! Anything but the tampon\!\!

3. (tampon) (545↑, 101↓)
A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.

he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or [pads] just because you didn't plan on ever having another period \!

4. (Tampon) (699↑, 301↓)
Resident of Tampa, FL

Bucs fans are all Tampons\!

5. (Tampon) (504↑, 147↓)
something women put in their vaginas to stop menstrual flow (blood) from going into their underwear. tampons are comfy and can be nice because you can swim in them. although comfy, they don't tend to be popular to girls that have only recently started menstruating because they're worried about something being stuck up their vagina and losing their virginity.

Girl: crap\! i just got my period. where's a tampon? Guy: don't say stuff like that. Girl: oh shut-up. *goes into her backpack and takes out a tampon* i'll be right back, i just need to put my TAMPON in, then we can finish doing our homework. *says the word tampon deliberately just to annoy the guy*

6. (tampon) (391↑, 98↓)
A small nuclear-warhead shaped bunch of cotton inside of either a flushable cardboard or pearly kinda plastic applicator, with a little cotton string on the end to pull the tampon out with. Hurts sometimes. Always wrapped in a noisy plastic wrapper. We chicks put these in our [fish tacos] when we get our rag. Changed every 8 hours, with an extended use posing a risk for TSS (toxic shock syndrome).

Yeah Tom. Thats a tampon. And no, you can't help me put it in.

7. (tampon) (153↑, 93↓)
A bulletshaped device to absorbe menstrual fluids during menstruation. Once used,a very wanted product for my dear uncle D.R.Acula Best human invention ever,and the string comes out so handy. he says.

cup of tampontea my dear chap? he uses to say to me.

8. (tampon) (72↑, 27↓)
The next level of being a douchebag, when someone tries to insert an opionon when its not asked for, attempts to force something, causes frustration and irritation, or is being obnoxious.

"God, can you believe he tried to have sex with her when she was on her period? What a douchebag" "No,what a freaking tampon"

9. (tampon) (54↑, 19↓)
the thing a girl "inserts" when she has her period. has to be changed every 4 to 8 hours to prevent the growing of bactiria which can be fatal. (also see pad)if not inserted far enough it can be uncomfortable.

i have to go to the bathroom to cange my tampon, cause its uncomfortable to sit and feel like i have an erection.

10. (tampon) (83↑, 52↓)
a bullette shaped peice of cotton that the femal species insert into their vaginal opening to absorb the blood but if a tampon is inserting the wrong way it can cause severe discomfort ( the feminine "time" iten that ladies most fear but actually when inserted correctly causes not pain at all and are quite comfortable)

She insterted a tampon

11. (Tampon) (45↑, 24↓)
An insult in regards to a guy who has a rather small genitalia and tends to prematurely ejaculate after 2 to 5 minutes while penetrating

"-Dude, that chick I did yesterday laughed at me for having a small dick and shooting my load too fast\! -That's what you get for being a tampon..."

12. (tampon) (28↑, 8↓)
a tube shapped device that is shoved up your vajayjay. Expands when wet\!

Why is my tampon in your nose?\!

Author: woahweredidmydickgo? http://tampon.urbanup.com/4117480
13. (tampon) (83↑, 63↓)
the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole

on the birthday card i gave to my brother: "I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday\!"

14. (Tampon) (29↑, 14↓)
A cruel reminder that Mother Nature is real and will curse a girl at the most inconvient times. It can humorlessly be purchased by a male victim.

"Oh, god\!" She cursed at her unfortunate discovery, "I need a tampon\! Quick\! I have a date with my blind date soon\!"

Author: Mother Nature and her victim http://tampon.urbanup.com/4475620
15. (Tampon) (21↑, 7↓)
This is a cloth like item that is inside a plastic or cardboard aplicator that prevent leakage of blood outside the women's vagina.\!

Playtex Tampons are the best to use\! Im bleeding,do u have any tampons with you?

Author: Sammmmi\! x3 x ] http://tampon.urbanup.com/3957110
16. (Tampon) (28↑, 16↓)
A person From Tampa

Omar is not a Tampon. All tampons are wack.

17. (Tampon) (8↑, 0↓)
You put them in your nose to stop the bleeding

Guy one: My nose is bleeding Girl 1:*gives tampon* Guy one: uhh Girl 1: youll need it

18. (Tampon) (7↑, 2↓)
Something my little brother tried to stick up his [asshole].

Me: No, Tommy, don't shove that tampon up your ass\! Tommy: Too wate oldie brothie...

19. (tampon) (14↑, 9↓)
a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"

A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one\! B: of course, he's a tampon. A: a tampon, how so? B: he only gets stuck up bitches.

Author: The New Jesus http://tampon.urbanup.com/4177753
20. (tampon) (15↑, 11↓)
its placed up in a vagina

my vagina is so bleeding i am putting a tampon in it

21. (tampon) (5↑, 3↓)
The world's best fix for nose bleeds.

Look at that freak with the tampon\! At least his nose isn't bleeding

Author: track_climb_hike_camp http://tampon.urbanup.com/5704823
22. (tampon) (5↑, 3↓)
Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.

That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon

23. (Tampon) (2↑, 1↓)
Noun. A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else. Noun. Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well. Adj. Pertaining to being a tampon. (i.e. That guy was so tampon)

Girl: That ginger boy was such a self absorbed phoney. Gr, it gets to me how he brags about breaking hearts - so young. Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon. Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD\!\!\! he smell so fish fish.

Author: cat.eggs.creep. http://tampon.urbanup.com/6153760
24. (tampon) (17↑, 16↓)
the ultimate [fun sponge]

M: Honey lets have sex F: We can't this week i'm on the rag M: Fart\!\! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge

Author: Alfred Pennyworth 2 http://tampon.urbanup.com/3003394
25. (Tampon) (1↑, 1↓)
A Red Prius

Jim drives a tampon

Author: Kingofthenorth16 http://tampon.urbanup.com/6253857
26. (Tampon) (4↑, 4↓)
A reservist in the military. They meet for duty once a month.

Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now. Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.

27. (tampon) (6↑, 6↓)
Someone who gets in your way and stops you in the flow of life. Kind of like a cock blocker.

"Shit, stop being a tampon\!" or " I cant stand it when you come in here and disrupt me when I am in the flow, stop being a tampon\!"

Author: hold da applaz http://tampon.urbanup.com/4541272
28. (Tampon) (7↑, 8↓)
Noun. Racial slur against WHITE people. A tampon is white and "stuck up", like many white people.

White girls are tampons.

29. (tampon) (6↑, 7↓)
someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)

overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"

30. (Tampon) (5↑, 7↓)
Another term for a lesbian, since they're both always in a girls vagina

Dude Shannon looks like such a tampon, "I know she's always in Melissa's vagina"

31. (Tampon) (5↑, 7↓)
Something that girls jam up their vagina when they get their period. IT can be VERY uncomfortable if inserted incorrectly. If left in long after the max time (8 hours), a life-threatening, possibly fatal infection may sometimes develop. There is a common virginity misconception about this. Only a PENIS (possibly a dildo) can make you lose your virginity.

Shannon\! I'm on the rag, I need a tampon\! You'll get TSS, you silly girl\! Oh\! Give me a pad. Good we have EDUCATION.

Author: HeartsGetBroken http://tampon.urbanup.com/4930918
32. (Tampon) (13↑, 15↓)
First of all, if you don't know what a Tampon is you shouldn't, or ask your mom. Also, don't you have a life. A tampon is used for [Periods]. A period is only for Girls, about 11 and up. A period is when blood, and other stuff goes out of a females [vagina]. This happens once a month, when the egg inside the girl mattures. When the egg leaves so does the blood that cushions the egg. A tampon is used so the blood does not ruin the girls clothes and go everywhere. You insert a tampon inside your vagina(in the hole that the [penis]goes in for sex)You remove the cover, and the tampon opens up, inside there is a clothe that pretects blood flow inside the girl.

Girl: Oh, wait let me take out my tampon Guy: Your not gonna get pregnat are you? Girl: No, I'll be fine Me:RETARDS, THIS IS WHY THERE IS TEEN PREGNANCY

33. (tampon) (5↑, 8↓)
another word for a fire-crotch or a red head.

You see that girl over there? Which one? That tampon over there.

34. (tampon) (3↑, 7↓)
a carboard dildo that women shove up there vagina to stop them bleeding

ahh ahh harder fuck thats hard to pull out but the sensations nice :P nicee tampon :P

35. (tampon) (61↑, 66↓)
we all know where one of these goes, so to call someone a tampon is to call them a stuck up [cunt]

such and such is a tampon

Author: Tom the Enchanter http://tampon.urbanup.com/1236419
36. (tampon) (58↑, 66↓)
A new age bandage for extreme bleeding.

"I just cut my arm, it is bleeding very badly, do you have a spare tampon?"

37. (TAMPON) (1↑, 11↓)
a big fuck of cotton that big girl's stick inside thier waffly vagina's that make them bitch, complain about any heat at all if they are not drunk or stoned, slut, fuck and just not even think.

Don't blame your obese girlfriend, blame her bleached tampon. This girl used so many fucking tampons that she has dulled and is yelling "bitch" to younger girls on the boardwalk. Tampons are not for italians, but maybe the biggest mutts of america..

38. (tampon) (77↑, 88↓)
a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

39. (Tampon) (7↑, 19↓)
A derogatory term for a newer-model Ford Mustang, usually when driven by a male simply for its macho-factor.

Dude1 "That guy's car is a tampon." Dude2 "Why's it a tampon?" Dude1 "Cuz every pussy has one\!"

40. (Tampon) (24↑, 37↓)
Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters Called Tampons because every pussy has one.

Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic? Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know? Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one. Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.

41. (tampon) (10↑, 26↓)
can be both a compliment and a dis. a modern way to say weirdo, and a compliment to how good of a listener you are. because you are very absorbent of information, and tampons are absorbent as well. get it? got it? good. pronounced "tamp-on" or "tampoon" which ever fits your fancy

YOU ARE SUCH A TAMPON\! or you are such a super tampon, thanks for being my friend.

42. (Tampon) (10↑, 29↓)
A white tubular contraction (plasic/or cardboard) that holds white cotton that absorbs blood that pours out of your pussy during mensturation. Be sure to get the scented kind because your pussy could get kind of smelly at this time.

Girl: mom why is my piss red? mom: honey ill get the tampons Girl: I CANT PUT IT IN\!

Author: Estaban Rodreguez http://tampon.urbanup.com/2681329
43. (tampon) (25↑, 44↓)
A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.

I love watching the tampons in the parade\!

44. (tampon) (4↑, 24↓)
What I and every other straight guy and lesbain girl wants to be when she grows up.

Tampon has to be 20 letters long, right?

Author: Growing up fast. http://tampon.urbanup.com/2665267
45. (tampon) (25↑, 55↓)
an obsorbency created to be insurted up a womans vaginal area to obsorb fluid during her menstral cycle.

Tampons are often prefered over pads because they are more confortable.

Author: dictionarygurl http://tampon.urbanup.com/763904
46. (tampon) (71↑, 108↓)
A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.

Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer\!

Author: Mary without a Lamb http://tampon.urbanup.com/1286773
47. (tampon) (25↑, 66↓)
Tampons are used to plug the vaginal area when a girl is having her period to catch the menstrual flow.

Honda's are like tampons. Every bitch has 1.

48. (Tampon) (16↑, 65↓)
The person in the backseat of a car who sits in the middle. Also referred to as [bitch].

I call not Tampon, or; I'll sit anywhere but tampon.

49. (Tampon) (11↑, 63↓)
A sharp object inserted while having anal sex. It can sometimes be eaten by wolves and is common pray to Binosaurs and wetbacks. It's very common in masturbation and foreplay. It can smell like shit and is somtimes brown and somtimes it's pink. Normally owned by celeberities.

Nicole Richie went to the store to buy a Tampon but got attacked by wolves and wetbacks outside just moments after her purchase.

50. (tampon) (7↑, 64↓)
Synonym for being a childish or bitch. Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.

The mids are being tampons again. It really wouldn't matter if we took our relic back with the entire realm of Hibernia and one mid defender. They'd still blame the mushrooms and mentalist healing abilities.

Author: Double U Tea Eph Grow Up People http://tampon.urbanup.com/488761
51. (tampon) (22↑, 87↓)
Tampon, Something every girl has... therefor my defenition, Tampon something every Chick has.

Honda Civics are tampons... every chick has em.

52. (Tampon) (12↑, 88↓)
The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass

Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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